A newly elected mayor of a town in Ohio. As he and his wife were riding in the motorcade of the inaugural parade down Main Street, waving to the crowds of people gathered along the route, they passed a man who was calling out to the mayor's wife. The mayor asked, "Who is that man?"
"That is my old boyfriend, his wife reponded coyly.
The mayor nodded and said,"Just think; if you would have married with him, you wouldn't be the mayor's wife today."
She smiled and anwsered, "No, if I would have married him, he would be the mayor today."
